god fucking bless
The priest holding the banner.
As Jesus said about gay people: “_____________”
Via The Stars Shine Brightly
john lennon’s art is the reason i’m alive i mean look
hey i made this
why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me
whenever I see someone wearing a “cool story babe now make me a sandwich” shirt
*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING
-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this
this guy is systematically undoing the world
The La Brea Tar Pits translates to “The The Tar Tar Pits.” Los Angeles is terrible at naming stuff.
Via Hank's Tumblr
I WANT IT